Kantibhai Shah being interviewed by Bill Gates

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Kantibhai Shah being interviewed by Bill Gates

BILL GATES organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language."
Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says..."kem chho?"
The other candidate answers..."mazza ma..."

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Blazing goIITian

Joined: 20 Apr 2007 13:00:39 IST
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14 Dec 2008 19:15:03 IST
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gr8

Hot goIITian

Joined: 26 Nov 2008 20:18:20 IST
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14 Dec 2008 19:49:04 IST
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Nice yaar keep it up.

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 21 Oct 2008 12:29:14 IST
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14 Dec 2008 21:59:01 IST
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sach much mazza aa gaya,gud one.

Blazing goIITian

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14 Dec 2008 22:32:44 IST
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yahi kahte hain ki uper wala sher ko bhi gadha aur bhains ko hathi bana deta hai... waise ye dono uperwale se jyada apne try karne ke aadat se yahan tak aaye.....so try par easa na ho ki try karne ke chakkar me aapko bhi bade istitutes try karne lage, (iit ko dekh lo, try karke to bahut se gaye par sem. exams me fail hone ki wajah se bahar nikal diye gaye) so try to karo, par dhyan se.

Blazing goIITian

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14 Dec 2008 22:35:03 IST
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this is called LUCK.

Blazing goIITian

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15 Dec 2008 21:57:13 IST
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pls give your comments.
m i right or wrong?



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