> >>>LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR
named
> >>>DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which
his
> >>>queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and
> >>>SED-rughana.RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY .
His
> >>>brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
> >>>
> >>>Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta.
> >>>12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his
> >>>successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once
> >>>offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took
> >>>this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real
> >>>plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED
> >>>and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
> >>>cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he
> >>>collapsed, power-less.
> >>>RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with
him.
> >>>LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The
forest
>was
> >>>the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR
of
> >>>LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry
her.
>RAM,
> >>>politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURSE CODE of her
> >>>distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to
>LAN-ka,
> >>>where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle
> >>>MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden
stag
> >>>and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM
>troubleshot
>
> >>>the deer, who,with his last breath,cried out desperately for
LSI-man in
> >>>RAM's voice.
> >>>Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his
> >>>brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta
> >>>from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
> >>>
> >>>RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all
> >>>over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
> >>>ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
> >>>SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to
use
> >>>powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta.
> >>>His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.
> >>>Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the
'WEB
> >>>CRAWLERS'( Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about
'C'ta.
>Some
> >>>of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT
FOUND'
> >>>MESSAGES.Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN
> >>>devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an
> >>>astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into
LAN-ka.
> >>>After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under
a
> >>>TREE STRUCTURE.
> >>>Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta.
After
> >>>DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a
> >>>STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around
'C'ta
> >>>captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques.
But
> >>>Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'.
> >>>Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the
>STATUS
> >>>MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
> >>>RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared
for
> >>>the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM &
> >>>LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some
> >>>ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE
> >>>CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
presense
>on
> >>>earth.
> >>>After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his
MICRO
> >>>SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every
> >>>one lived happily everafter.
> >>>
>