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Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Margaret, who created the universe?" When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very good" and Margaret fell back asleep. A while later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Margaret didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very Good". Margaret fell back asleep. Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Nun fainted.
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