What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
The movies they see
Managers: Yes Boss.
NRIs: Pardes
Gardeners: kagaz ke phool.
Astrologers: Ram jane.
Time keepers: Lamhe
Tourists: Guide
A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist.
M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghonch _, _ll_, Bhondu_, dekha... Everything is incomplete without ?U?
Captain of Military:Naujawano aage bado;Santa aage nahi bada;Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado,mein 10ve num pe tha!!
Jun 2 Jasmin If I had a camera I'll snap ur every moment every smile every memory n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse..
Machhar marne ka tarika, pehle 1 Zinda machhar pakde, fir use zamin pe letaye, Fir use gudgudi kare, Jaise hi hasne ke liye machhar mu khole, use ALLOUT pilao aur so jao....
What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving
Do you want to know what exactly a funny Interview ? Then Read below.....
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days. Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days ! Days left 81.
7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness atleast 3 days. Remaining days 3.
10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?" Balance days 0
AAJ RAAT 12 BAJEE KE BAD
. . . . . . . . . 1 BAJEE GA
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