marketing concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.





You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very

rich.Marry him."

That's Advertising.





You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say

"Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.





You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for

her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.





You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.





You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm

rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!





You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am

very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband

That's demand and supply gap.





You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ------------

she is your wife !

That's competition eating into your market share.