Marriage of IIT Girl
There is a general feeling in the public that IIT students are found unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. And girls fare no better in this respect. So let us see what a non-IITian may face when he marries a girl from this campus.
SCENE: First night of the marriage.
CHARACTERS: IIT bride and non-IIT groom.
The groom approaches the bride and proposes to kiss her. Let us
see what would be her reaction...
Girl from the department of Physics: Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame as you are, or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion
through your lips. How do you prefer?
The guy faints.
Girl from the department of Mathematics:Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following conditions:
Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero and you satisfy the closure property.
Sufficient conditions:You should have lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
Girl from the department of Computer Science: You want to kiss me.IF ((you know the algorithm very well) && (your GRE score is greater than2380) && (in your stinginess, you did not treat anyone for having cached in GRE)) THEN GOTO 100 ELSE GOTO 200 100: Fine. I assume that you know how to kiss. You have to complete the kissing process within 56.22 seconds or else connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can?t you put the process
of kissing background? GOTO 300 200: I am afraid, I?ll have to enqueue you. If you time out, you?ll be sent to the recycle bin.
The guy applies for divorce.
Girl from the department of Electrical Engineering: So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all.
The guy is found hanging from the fan next day.
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