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Tagged with:  nonacademic    [Post New]posted on 22 Jun 2007 18:13:08 IST    
 
This is what happens when v mess up english.....sit back n enjoy...
 
The Leave Applications as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
 
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
 
Apr 23
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
 
An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
 
A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
 
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
 
Apr 23
Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."
 
Apr 23
Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
 
Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
 
Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
 
A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
 
one of our teacher uses a lot of these...take an example-Don't talk in front of my backside!!! and....i love this-both of u 3 get out of the class...
 
 man telling someone about his family
I have two daughters and both of them are girls
 
My teacher feeling hot saw the queue for submission and sed....
I M HOT COME ONE BY ONE....!!!
 
don't make noise the principal just passed away
 
one of drawing prof said "u can never be a good drawer"
 
my school PT teacher,in order to call d gals to play,tells d guys playin there.....HEY U PLAYBOYS...CALL GIRLS....!!!!
 
A Professor wanted to call every student's father for attending a session this is what he said :
I am conducting a special session , I want to see all your fathers tomorrow.
 
" if u boys drink cigarette ,what my fathers goes  ( mere baap ka kya jaata hai.. )"
 
our physics prof used to say:
I'll deduct ur -5 marks.
 
once boy was looking at a monkey outside prof saw this got angey n said "y r u lookng at d monkey outside wen i m inside "
 
my bio teacher once said
" there are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases and u will get one in the exams"
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ambareesh13
ambareesh13 is offline comment by ambareesh13    (posted on 22 Jun 2007 20:32:46 IST)
man awesome work!!!!!!!!!!!! a salute from for sure
shohitaa
shohitaa is offline comment by shohitaa    (posted on 22 Jun 2007 22:40:11 IST)
hey man this is simply fantastic!!hats off
rat
rat is offline comment by rat    (posted on 23 Jun 2007 00:50:28 IST)
1)one of our teacher uses a lot of these...take an example-Don't talk in front of my backside!!! and....i love this-both of u 3 get out of the class...
2)our physics prof used to say:
I'll deduct ur -5 marks
3)once boy was looking at a monkey outside prof saw this got angey n said "y r u lookng at d monkey outside wen i m inside "
these 3 are really common mistakes
cool of u to point them!
bhuvana89
bhuvana89 is offline comment by bhuvana89    (posted on 25 Jun 2007 11:38:04 IST)
i have heard some1 saying - give me a blue pen of any colour
Vincent
Vincent is offline comment by Vincent    (posted on 25 Jun 2007 12:13:58 IST)
Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......
Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya ha Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......hahha.......yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya haHa ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha....... yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya ha Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......Ha ya ha yahhaaaayaaaayhaa.........ya ya hahha.......
rockerarj is offline comment by rockerarj    (posted on 27 May 2008 02:41:24 IST)
good dose of laughter! I'm sure a lot of these have happened around many of us, pointing them out is the art!! :)
agent006
agent006 is offline comment by agent006    (posted on 27 May 2008 14:04:12 IST)
if u were out of the class before the social class and the teacher was sitting inside..if u wud ask her "may i come in mam?" she wud say....kameeeeeneeee(come in e) she has the habit of adding e to all words.
vibhav1991
vibhav1991 is offline comment by vibhav1991    (posted on 27 May 2008 14:27:24 IST)
very nice
ashgirl
ashgirl is offline comment by ashgirl    (posted on 27 May 2008 17:51:55 IST)
hahaha
nice one
:D
umang
umang is offline comment by umang    (posted on 27 May 2008 20:57:10 IST)
my bio teacher once said
" there are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases and u will get one in the exams"

such kinda things r usually heard in classrooms, but we dont think logically !
well done !
pantpranav
pantpranav is offline comment by pantpranav    (posted on 28 May 2008 10:34:09 IST)
Nice ones.
nitigya
nitigya is offline comment by nitigya    (posted on 28 May 2008 11:39:04 IST)
awesome
nunknown91
nunknown91 is offline comment by nunknown91    (posted on 28 May 2008 11:46:49 IST)
very funny dude...
maxzy
maxzy is offline comment by maxzy    (posted on 28 May 2008 12:13:41 IST)
Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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