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1. one day man asked god wats d diff b/w ur love n mine

    god answered a bird in sky is my love n a bird in cage is urs

 

2. wats business

 dad: son i want u to marry a girl of my choice

 son: no dad

 dad: but d girl is bill gates daughter

 son :den ok

        now father goes to bill gates

 dad: i vegot a husband for ur daughter

gates: but my daugter is 22 young to marry

dad: but my son is world bank 's vice president

gates : den ok

dad goes to president of world bank n says for his sons job for vice pesident

pres.: no

dad but my son is bill gates son in law

pres : ok

now dats business

 

3 . IRONY of life

    footwears wich we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms

    n vegetables wich we eat are sold on d footwear

4: once santa singh's gf asked her.. will u give me a a ring on our engagement

   santa: of course darling.. but where on ur cell or landline

 

5 troubles r like washing machinethey twist ,turn , knockus around , but in d end we come out brighter n better dan b4 

 

6. best abt frnds

 

 frnds shuld be like 0 wen u add dem dey r same wen u subtract dem dey r evn same .. wen u multiply dem same still bt wen u divide dem dey become infinity

 

7. wen usa launched a mission in space dey found a pen woul nt write in zero garvity... so dey spent a decade n $12 millions to make an anti gravity pen dat wud write in low gravity n extreme temperatures

n do u know wat russia did??????

dey used  a pencil

 moral: life is so simple dont make it complicated

 

one og d best

veg shayari

mooli gajar ka noor aap par barse

aap ki chahat ko allo tamatar tarse

aapk zindagi me aaye itne kadu

k aap tinde khane ko tarse

wah wah wah wah!!!!!!!

 

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