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Tagged with:    [Post New]posted on 5 Oct 2007 20:55:23 IST    
newton in romantic mood......
 
Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money . "
 
first law:
"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent.brother or father of the gal).comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."
 
second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "

third law :
"the force applied by a boy whie proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to force applied by girl while using her sandals......
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karthik_karthik9920 is offline comment by karthik_karthik9920    (posted on 5 Oct 2007 21:01:09 IST)
plz.. rate ...
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aditya_arora04 is offline comment by aditya_arora04    (posted on 5 Oct 2007 21:15:48 IST)
Good !!!

Bas yeh bata do ki yeh laws existence mein kab aaye !!!!
ana.s
ana.s is offline comment by ana.s    (posted on 6 Oct 2007 22:28:51 IST)
nice ones !!
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ayesha_89 is offline comment by ayesha_89    (posted on 7 Oct 2007 23:07:16 IST)
gud ...made my laugh :D
arushi.gabrani is offline comment by arushi.gabrani    (posted on 8 Oct 2007 16:41:38 IST)
hey dats pretty funny!!
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