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NEWTON'S LAW OF LOVE-Very Interesting......!!!!!!!!
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posted on 16 Mar 2007 14:24:32 IST
NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............
U
niversal
L
aw
O
f
L
ove:
" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "
F
irst
L
aw
O
f
L
ove:
" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "
S
econd
L
aw
O
f
L
ove:
" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "
T
hird
L
aw
O
f
L
ove:
" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping
."
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comment by
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(posted on 16 Mar 2007 14:26:28 IST)
try to give in proper
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this is crap,jus leave it i'll submit a new article,sorry for the inconvenince!!!!!!!!
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(posted on 16 Mar 2007 14:40:01 IST)
arey arjun its superb
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