During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded
missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet
army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet
counter-missiles would be on their way. 
This was their scenario.... ......... ....
 
But if there is a nuclear war between India and
Pakistan:
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile
towards India. They don't need any permission from
their order the countdowns. Indian technology is
highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army
detects the Pak Countdown prior to the launch, and
decides to launch a missile in retribution. But they
need permission from the Government of India. They
submit their request to the Indian President. The
President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime
Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS
meets, but   due to several walkouts and severe
protests by the opposition,   it gets   adjourned 
and   adjourned   indefinitely. The President asks for
a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off
due to technical failure. Their attempts   for a
relaunch are still on. Just then the Indian ruling
Party is reduced to a minority because a party   that
 was giving outside support withdraws it. The
President asks the PM to prove his majority within a
week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence
vote, a caretaker government is installed. The
caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to
launch a nuclear   missile. But the Election
Commission says that a caretaker government can not
take   such a decision because elections are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme
Court alleging misuse of power by the Election
Commission. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of
the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take
this dec ision in view of the emergency facing the 
nation. Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully
took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target,
on its own government building at 11.00AM.
Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee
had reached the office that early.  In any case, the
nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in
flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better
technologies from China and USA.  The Indian
Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a
nuclear   missile of its own, after convening an
all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought permission.
But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity" ,
"anti-nuclear" activists come out against the  
Government's decision. Human chains are formed and
Rasta rokos organised. In California and Washington
endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning    the
government and mentioning "Please forward it to as
many Indians as possible". On the Pakistan side, the
missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate
from target due to technical failures or high-speed
wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the
Indian Ocean killing some fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service.
Since the Pakistan army   is unable to understand how
to modify its software, it hits its original
destination: Russia. Russia successfully intercepts
the missile   and in retaliation launches a nuclear
missile towards Islamabad.   The missile hits the
target and creates havoc. Pakistan cries for help.
India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and
  sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G & Tiger
biscuits. Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
 
        And we live happily ever after.. Jai Hind!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!....