Sachin and his wife ::::

wife:go and buy somevegetables from the market.

sachin:but if i go out now people would surely kill me...

wife:then wear my sari and go so that no one can identify you..

sachin goes to the market as a lady......

one person comes nearer to him..

person:you are sachin only na???

sachin:how did you find me????

person:still are you puzzled. cant you find me....iam only................dravid !