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Tagged with:    [Post New]posted on 16 Apr 2007 23:17:53 IST    
I do find few articles devoted to particle physics on this booming forum.....let me have the first hit...
I am decoder ...my name describes myself the best....I am not much devoted to engeniring or applied sciences....but i go for theoretical physics....I am....having a keen interest in occult sceinces and particle physics....
 
 
C-14 aur Nitrogen pati-patni hai ....unka divorce ek dande (arrow) ne kara diya....beta abhi maa ke paas hai......guess,who is patni and who is pati ??
 
Kaunse orbital ko yoga aata hai..???
 
kaun phadai me sabse kamjor hai..???? (orbital)
 
Kisko Quadratic pyaari hai ???(orbital)
 
Kaunsa particle har decay mein taang adaata hai ???
 
 
U must have heard of supersymmetry...photon has its "photino"......likewise .."neutrino" must have a "neutron"....ummm...neutron isn't an elementary particle..nor it have any super-partner....
Ya! this is the pothole in naming done by framers of string theory....
 
Abhi kuchch dinon pehle pata chalaa ki boson halka..hai....toh bhaiya us bawdi poonch "higgs" ko kyon daal rakha hai ab bhi......woh to supersymmetry-break karne me mahir hai....W+ boson aur halka ho gaya toh framers ko midpoint se dobara start karna pad jayegaa...
 
 
 
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prakhar_galaxy is offline comment by prakhar_galaxy    (posted on 16 Apr 2007 23:55:56 IST)
hey yaar plz send the answers soon i am keenly interested in them
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faradewaals is offline comment by faradewaals    (posted on 17 Apr 2007 12:42:24 IST)
Spelling of BETA & beta is same ....it is beta particle....remember the reaction and u get...maa is N-14 & baap is C-14......
Rest u think on.....
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