E-StorePolitician-A chemical analysis ;) :D
Chemical analysis of a social being-Politician 
Symbol-Chair
Atomic wt-very heavy due to heavy diet of public money
Existence-They are extremely active, so they cannot be found in free forms. They are mostly found in the molecular form(in a political group)
Physical specialities-
Physical state- At the time of election, the state is liquid but after winning the state is solid.
Colour- They change their colour according to political season.
Smell- From outer surface, the smell coming is just like nation-oriented one.
Combining Capacity- These can combine with any political party in power.
Melting point-They easily melt at the bribe scheme. It means they have very low melting point.
Boiling point- When being opposed, they boil immediately. Therefore, boiling point is also very low.
Chemical nature-
Reaction with water- They throw water on the hopes of the public.
Effect of heat- While, being defeated in elections, they work as a volcano for the opposition party.
Reaction with public problems- They repel the public problems.
Have great affinity for chair, react vigorously with opposition.
Explosiveness- At the time of giving a speech on the loudspeaker the condition of explosion starts prevailing.
Usually decolourizes with the news of defeat in the election's titrations.
Usefullness- (i) Show no reaction with eggs and tomatoes
(ii) For brother, niece, nephew they are a powerful medicine or cure.
(iii) They are fully involved in building or destructing a nation.
Conclusion-They have a very simple structure from outside and an extremely complex structure from inside. Therefore, scientists are still researching on this element.
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