Here is a glimpse of some hi–fi English of a Bihari professor in a college who just likes to speak English no matter if he knows the meaning or not:



# Prof. Bihari inside the Class:



The students were just talking without paying any attention to him. So he wanted to send one of them (who was creating most of the problem) out. But he doesn’t know how to say that in English. So he shouted, “Follow me”. The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and shouted, “Don‘t follow me” and went inside the class.

 

When he feels suffocation:

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

OR

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

 

Other cases:

Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

 

Shhh…Quiet, boys the principal just passed away in the corridor.

 

You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class...)

 

Both of u three get out of the class.

 

Close the doors of the windows please.... I have winter in my nose today.

 

There is no wind in the balloon.

 

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.

 

Take 5 cm wire of any length.

 

 

# Prof. Bihari about his family:



I have two daughters. Both of them are girls.



 

# Prof. Bihari at the ground:



All of you stand in a straight circle.

To a boy, angrily: I talk, he talk. Why you middle middle talk?

Giving punishment: You, rotate the ground four times. You go and understand the tree and three of you stand together separately.

Why are you late? Say YES or NO.

 

 

 

# Prof. Bihari at his best:



Sir had once gone for a movie with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of his students at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school (to that boy) - “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the cinema theatre.”