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Tagged with:       [Post New]posted on 4 Apr 2007 19:53:43 IST    
There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.
So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.
So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid.
In the hearing in the court; it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.
So the judge asked "Son would you like to stay with your mummy?"
Kid said, "No, mummy beats me."
So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then?
Kid said, "No, papa beats me."
Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......

And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......





Any guesses????? ???




Come on I know you can make it......






Ok here goes the answer.

The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they

NEVER BEAT ANYBODY !! NOT EVEN BANGLADESH
Hoo ha India ....!!!! ;))))))))))) ))))))
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prakhar_galaxy is offline comment by prakhar_galaxy    (posted on 4 Apr 2007 21:20:59 IST)
hey yaar it was really not gud
But u shud remember that it was India only that stopped the Vijaya Ratha Of Australia.Don't u
By posting all this u r only making a fun of our cricket players
u can never be able to understand their feelings bcoz they r playing on the fields not u
So first u shud think before saying such a big thing
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