Read it with a pinch of salt

Scorching goIITian

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Read it with a pinch of salt

                                                 Read it with a pinch of salt ... Not to offend anyone…….( Funny )

                    Bengali

One Bengali = poet.

Two Bengalis = a film society.

Three Bengalis = political party.

Four Bengalis = two political parties.

More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team

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                 Bihari

One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.

Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.

Three Biharis = caste killing.

Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna ...

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  Punjabi

One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.

Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.

Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.

Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

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 Mallu

One Mallu = coconut stall.

Two Mallus = a boat race.

Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.

Four Mallus = oil slick.

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 UP Bhaiyya

One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.

Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.

Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.

Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

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Gujju

One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.

Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.

Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.

Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

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       Andhraite

One Andhraite = chili farmer.

Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey ..

Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.

Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

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    Kashmiri

One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.

Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.

Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.

Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

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     Tamil-Brahmin

One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple..

Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.

Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.

Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

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      Mumbaikar

One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.

Two Mumbaikars= film studio.

Three Mumbaikars = slum.

Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

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Sindhi

One Sindhi = currency racket.

Two Sindhis = papad factory.

Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar ...

Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

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 Marwari

One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.

Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta

Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.

Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.

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 Haryanvi

One Haryanavi = tube light

Two Haryanavi = agriculture

Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad

Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough

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Blazing goIITian

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24 May 2009 12:49:28 IST
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great ....really enjoyed it ...and yeah ..only one haryanavi is enuff ..

Blazing goIITian

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24 May 2009 13:05:14 IST
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its gud..yaar...different stuff...

Scorching goIITian

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24 May 2009 13:51:21 IST
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thnx :)

Blazing goIITian

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24 May 2009 14:28:00 IST
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good 1......

Scorching goIITian

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25 May 2009 02:58:08 IST
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thnx a lot :)

Cool goIITian

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28 May 2009 03:08:35 IST
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enjoyable

Blazing goIITian

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1 Jun 2009 21:20:07 IST
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haha.... funny

Cool goIITian

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1 Jun 2009 21:50:02 IST
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really nice.............

Cool goIITian

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2 Jun 2009 00:19:55 IST
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funniest article i have ever read...........

Blazing goIITian

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28 Jun 2009 00:05:12 IST
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haha.... funny 1....



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