Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Interviewer: Which year?

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR







Manager asked to sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.







After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?







One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this

village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!







Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is

Jayanthi.









When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver

adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my

wife? Sit back. I will drive.







Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!