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Tagged with:    [Post New]posted on 2 May 2008 11:35:59 IST    

After my article :


all girls..pls have a look..............(jus 4 fun) nd guys 2........


I recieved this mail from a frnd !!!!!


jus read it.........


She is a woman






If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing



If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding


IIf you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don't, you are not a man


f you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing



If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy



If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her




If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her



If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way



If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"



If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage



If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction



She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring



If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk



In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So damning, yet so wonderful

So confusing, yet so
desirable......


 


************

 

AREY ................GOIITIANS R VERY CLEVER !!!!!!!! I think tat person was a jealous 1....!!!!!



 


 

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Mr.IITIAN007
Mr.IITIAN007 is offline comment by Mr.IITIAN007    (posted on 2 May 2008 12:16:20 IST)
absolutely
frazer
frazer is offline comment by frazer    (posted on 2 May 2008 16:04:35 IST)
no doubt in any line......all r 100% true.....
rtiit
rtiit is offline comment by rtiit    (posted on 2 May 2008 18:23:13 IST)
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv true
:-)
hari91
hari91 is offline comment by hari91    (posted on 2 May 2008 19:12:35 IST)
v tru da
dream
dream is offline comment by dream    (posted on 2 May 2008 19:33:56 IST)
the truth is out
LOL
Orgist
Orgist is offline comment by Orgist    (posted on 17 May 2008 10:24:42 IST)
100% correct
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