sholay remake   No Nickels Awarded Tagged with:  nonacademic    posted on 8 Aug 2007 14:42:42 IST
Gabbar  sends Kaalia  and two others to Ramgad  to collect the loot-maar software  he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya". Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat!  jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton  ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai." Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?  Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?" Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."  Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC  on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge?  In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate." Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte.  Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya." AT GABBAR'S DEN... Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?" Kaalia: "Do sarkaar." Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?  Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi?  Iski saza milegi...  barobar milegi." [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"  Sambaa: "Chhey (6) sarkaar." Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."  [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai...  ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?" Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."  Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!	About the Author: rahulsharma3154 (44) Scorching goIITian  8  [10 rates] total posts: 210     Offline
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comment by shohitaa    (posted on 8 Aug 2007 15:29:46 IST) hey really cooooooooollllllllllllllll n funny:)
comment by rini    (posted on 8 Aug 2007 16:59:57 IST) very very funny!!!
comment by chinu_cheer    (posted on 8 Aug 2007 17:01:17 IST) hey thats cool...............!!!!!!!!!!!
comment by rahulsharma3154    (posted on 8 Aug 2007 23:07:33 IST) more comments plzzzzzz
comment by chimanshu_007    (posted on 9 Aug 2007 04:20:05 IST) hehehehe........coooooolll yaar.... ;)

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