E-StoreSmart Women...!!
20 May 2009 23:38:54 IST
Smart Women...!!
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman then slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem, sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Bet you the lying bastrd told you I was speeding, too.
Comments (17)
...pagal guy...
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20 May 2009 23:39:27 IST
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sorry 4 d academic tag....its non - academic...
21 May 2009 00:38:24 IST
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wah wah .....................mein to has has ke PAGAL GUY ho raha hoon !!
21 May 2009 00:46:10 IST
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ab tu apna dialogue chnge kar le...zara pasand nahi aya...nahi kar rha toh phir kal rat ki tarah 4rce karun.. ? ;-)
21 May 2009 00:58:07 IST
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ohh...dis women is so velli....itna wait akun karega....btw acha tha
21 May 2009 00:59:10 IST
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1 thng more...in dis women might be smart...but othr wise she wldnt b...! ;-) ...as she kept on waitin...
24 May 2009 01:13:49 IST
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hi riii :O ......govinda kbse woman ho gaya...??ye script toh ''money hai toh honey hai'' film ki hai.nice btw ;)
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