sign up I login
 advanced
refer a friend - earn nickels!!

Community Contributions - Articles by goIITians

  Back to Community Shelf like the article? email it to a friend. email this article!  
  some funny replies by some top graduates...................   Awaiting Review for Nickels
Tagged with:    [Post New]posted on 16 Oct 2007 15:57:43 IST    
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS
(Indian Administrative Services - THE most difficult examination in
India . Candidates are graduate Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 9Cool

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33 R ank )

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a
while and said,
"my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It `s the
DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!
About the Author:
nivedh_89 (4573)

Blazing goIITian

Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer. 835  bad job dude!! I dont approve of this answer! 1  [1036 rates]

nivedh_89's Avatar

total posts: 1237    
online Offline
 this article: 30 points  (with Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 6 votes )   [?]
 
You have to be logged on to rate
  
abhinav_sunny21
abhinav_sunny21 is offline comment by abhinav_sunny21    (posted on 16 Oct 2007 16:01:26 IST)
Hey dude!

this one's taken frm young bhaskar isn't it???
nivedh_89
nivedh_89 is offline comment by nivedh_89    (posted on 16 Oct 2007 16:09:17 IST)
no buddy.............my frnd send it 2 me via email...........
euracle
euracle is offline comment by euracle    (posted on 16 Oct 2007 16:31:45 IST)
NICE!!
niki_07
niki_07 is offline comment by niki_07    (posted on 16 Oct 2007 20:52:28 IST)
good sense of humour ,really,
swati.07
swati.07 is offline comment by swati.07    (posted on 16 Oct 2007 22:00:13 IST)
nice ones !!!
s.mirchi
s.mirchi is offline comment by s.mirchi    (posted on 16 Oct 2007 23:21:37 IST)
nice
neeraj_agarwal_1990
neeraj_agarwal_1990 is offline comment by neeraj_agarwal_1990    (posted on 17 Oct 2007 11:24:32 IST)
tooooo..... [b][code]? good....
apoorva_43
apoorva_43 is offline comment by apoorva_43    (posted on 17 Oct 2007 14:34:58 IST)
gud :D
Go to:   

 Aakash Institute IIT/ AIEEE/ Medical Crash Course
Name  
E-mail  
Phone  
Mobile  
** Hurry. Exclusive goIIT Offer. Limited Seats Only!
available in: New Delhi, Amritsar, Bhatinda, Bokaro, Chandigarj, Dehradun, Guwhati, Hyderabad, Indore, Jaipur, Kanpur, Karnal, Kolkata, Kota, Lucknow, Ludhiana, Mumbai, Noida, Patiala, Patna, Pune, Ranchi, Varanasi
Top Offers for goIITians
Correspondence Courses
Brilliant Tutorials
Narayana Institute
Aakash Institute
Classroom/Crash Courses
Aakash-IITJEE : AIEEE
Aakash-IITJEE : DCE
Aakash-IITJEE : MHTCET
Aakash Institute : AIPMT
Online Test Series
Brilliant Tutorials
Narayana Institute
Aakash Institute
Mahesh Tutorials
AMITY      Sri Chaitanya