Hey folks ..

Read this .. I knw u will not understand much of it .. but even then as they thr are two sides of coin . so here is the other one .


TOday .. just on the verge of passing out of this woderfool place ... I thought i shall express certain amount of gratitude. Before going further, I shall seek apologies .. u knw my english is bad ... poor is a better word .. poor .. lets start with poor .. i must thank IIT for making by father poorer .. though pizza hut and dominos become richer .. but then they cud earn from rich pppl .. why me .. the poor ... oh no .. we were talking about IIT .. the great IIT .. how can the focus shift to my pooorness ?? lolzz .. tat is the core reason .. our great mess .. amazing i must say .. the milk flavored water ... fungi coated bread .. anything proof rotiyaan .. or the great vegetables who contents remain a secret even after 4 years .. but mess is a wonderfull place .. tat TV which is facing the window these days .. windows also need entertainment .. IIT teaches u tat humane side of life .. evn window needs entertainment .. gr8 .. or tat radio .. cum music system .. it gives  a feel as if u are sitting in some 5 star hotel .. wonderfool i must say .. not only shud be stop here .. learn punctuality from bulter sahab .. dot 7:55 .. closed ... amazing experiece .. but thn we cannot sit n criticize .. after all hstl shud become beautiful .. n music etc is so essetial for life ...  oh no .. food is not .. now plz someone shud not make tat clause .. i shall vanish .. i already did  .. someone said thin as air .. wat a metaphor .. or similey .. pardon for speelling mistakes .. gramatical errors .. i am bad at it .. or poor as they say .. but i am drifting .. oh not in water .. but from the point ... i wanted to thank iit for adding to my personatily one more jewel .. thin as air .. thnx mess .. i luv u .. wat do i hate thn ... i hate fear .. fear of wat .. some advanced books talk a lot about fear .. our frnds who have done pyscology courses may knw more .. my knwledge is limited .. but thr are various kinds of phobia .. claustophobia .. fear of being locked .. hydrophobia .. degreephobia .. degreephobia is very non uncommmon ... we all suffer from it .. oh u did not knw .. we do .. n thn it is not a bad thing .. it makes us strong .. gives us strength to live without a single canteen for almost a year now .. oh shit .. again i made a mistake . how can i forget thr is one at SAC .. brilliant canteen it is .. u get almost everything thr .. u do not believe me .. dean told me .. neways leave it we were talking about strength .. strength to sit in hstl room and debate tat wat shud be done .. strength to make plans .. strength to say tat system is crippled .. useless .. well i as a CS guy can tell u .. system format maar do .. shit . it was bad .. maggu guys .. uchalana b nai aata .. leave strenth now bahut ho gaya .. we shud go back to fear .. they say fear is after all fear .. n all fear cannot make u strong .. i shall agree ... thr are all sorts of fear .. fear of teethache while chewing those mahine wali rotis .. aur fear of drowning in the water logged toilets .. or slipping in pissed logged drain .. shit wat am i talking .. shit .. oh again shit .. no no.. no more dirty talks .. but thn everything is dirty .. who says dirt is bad .. it  is  good .. very good ... i knw .. i knw . i am not making sense ... who wants to .. i am in no hurry .. i take my own time in evrything .. in everything .. even in emptying my bowels .. but dirt has taught me somethng .. it taught tat quickly sit at one portion of tat pot .. but wait there is a condition here .. if u can find a clearn portion .. othrwise sit man .. we are not firangi .. so quickly sit .. close ur nose .. n quickly force it dwn .. u knw wat i mean .. n thn come out immediately ... it works ... i am not sure whether closing the nose helps the pressure ... readers may try .. u guys shud also do something .. or i ll tell u someday .. though i ll have to inhale some bad air .. its ok .. i can do tat .. yeah i knw u are thinking i am talking really dirty .... no more dirty talks ... we shall now talk about beauty .. after beauty is permanent .. dirt is temperary ... or is it other way round .. temperary beauty for one day .. the day of inspection .. yes i think beauty is temperary .. it is just for one day .. it brings back to my memories the BHM inspection night of my first year .. i told u about fears a few lines back .. add one more fear to tat list .. fear of being hurt while carrying heavy load like bed or tables .. i am thnkful tat my parents never came to knw about it .. they wud hav called me back .. they did not sent me to do work which a 80rs daily wage worker can do .. but they cannot understand .. it is the spirit of hstl .. the enforced spirit of hstl .. yeah i knw we are again drifting .. actually i am writing so fast tat i miss the point .. n thn have to strech my self to get back to point .. we were talking about temporary beauty .. but whether it b temporary or permanent .. it is important .. damn important .. after we all knw tat trophies keep us together .. earlier it was RCA .. it was definitely keeping us together ... if i am correct .. in 2006 we did not win RCA .. n there was turmoil .. imp to hai .. but now also they say trophies are important .. leave aside the unimportant ones ..like BSW, BSP etc .. oh sorry a mistake .. like BSP etc .. we are left with BHM .. GC is debatable but we do not get it .. so leave it aside .. BHM.. yes BHM is imporatnat .. the beauty may b temperary .. or permanent .. BHM shud come .. but the cost .. oh no .. leave the cost .. small pretty issues ... spirit of hstl is imp .. unity is important .. this suddenly brings a fear to my mind ... fear of being blamed for creating poltu .. yes tat is obvious .. after all u can only say it in ur own rooom .. othrwise we all are frnds .. how can we raise issues .. this fear is really imp .. so i make this claim immediately "all ideas presented here are fiction .. friction .. n has nothing to do with any living or dead event.. human being or hstl for tat purpose" .. now i can continue ... fearless .. i just hav one fear . fear of rising electricity cost .. it hurts man .. makes u poorer .. someone told me tat hstl X has mess fee of 5k and Y has of 9 k .. i am not sure .. i am not sure of anything .. all stats may b wrong .. but i am sure of one thing... Y is den of tigers .. hungry tigers .. but they say it is not the hunger it is the electricity cost .. ab yaar wo to hai .. whn 6 lights or 5 watever wil brighten the 6 letter word on the reception .. thn .. koi baat nai .. jo permanent hai usse fight .. aur jo nai .. wo temperary .. kya chal raha hai .. bas bahut ho gaya .. after all it is such a romantic place .. iit i mean ... evn the hstl .. no we are not homo ..but those beautiful lights on the artificially grown grass .. n tat swing it all creates a romantic atmosphere .. suitable for tryst .. tryst is another interesting word .. it says sercet meeting .. now it may be gud bad .. no one cares about it .. tryst with black .. this year again it is tryst time .. or tryst 2006 .. we did not win RCA tat year .. we were organizing tryst .. wat a coincidence .. birthday paradox .. thr is something like this in probability .. ma250 .. prof .. IIT is great ... great ... big .. yes all big ppl say "be skeptic of us " ... though not big .. kah to deta hi hun ... be skeptic .. yaar vella hun isliye uchal raha hun .. kuch karne ko hi nai .. relax .. "mujhke yaaron maf karna .. main vella hun " .. a version of mukesh's song .. leave it .. kafi lamba ho gaya .. i must now sleep .. no no i am not feeling sleepy it just a dormant nature .. to sleep at 2 .. in night .. get at 12 .. it is cool .. bas dinneer mein thodi fight hoti hai .. but thn i hav enuf money to order from dominos .. y shud i care .. chalo order kar dete hai .. bas ab

gudnight .. tatas n birlas ..


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http://www.goiit.com/posts/list/community-shelf-why-only-iit-an-inner-perspective-41382.htm
http://www.goiit.com/posts/list/community-shelf-jee-knock-knock-knocking-7760.htm
http://www.goiit.com/posts/list/community-shelf-jee-crack-it-your-own-way-5965.htm
http://www.goiit.com/posts/list/community-shelf-oldies-keep-away-6603.htm

cheers .. spread the word around frnds .. make others also read it ..

thnx ..