A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking      the ocean.  Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to      the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that      cliff.  It moves pretty fast.  I'll bet I could jump off of the      ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to      the bar!"        "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death."        "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks      over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive.  Sure      enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet      right in front of the bar.        "I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" .       So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches      the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar.        "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!"        "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second      fellow.  So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to      fall screaming to his death on the rocks below.        The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink.       The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him:       "You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been      drinking, Superman".
 

  Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were      sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.      After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the      elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb      75 flights of stairs to get to their room.  Bill said to Jim and      Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by      concentrating on something interesting.  I'll tell jokes for 25      flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can      tell sad stories the rest of the way.  At the 26th floor Bill      stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.  At the 51st floor      Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.  "I will      tell my saddest story first," he said.  "I left the room key in      the car!" 

 

 

 

 

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