Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

 

Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

 

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

 

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.

 

Father : kal Raat Ko Tum Piker
Gatter Main Gir Gaye They
kaya karo Papa Sab
Galat Sangat Ka Asar Hai
Hum Chaar Dost Aur Ek Bottle,
" AUR WO TEENO PITE HI NAHI THE..."
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Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Sardar :'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe
haath!!'
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A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
evening not in the morning?'
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

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A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE.

SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."

HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.
" SORRY SON, Appraisal time , HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur
password. Its 4 asterisks (****). '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
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shivji aur parvatiji kabhi
computer kyu nahi sikh paye ?
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tell......
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tell.......
kyunki.....
ganeshji mouse lekar bhaag jate the.

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Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asks a very rich girl to write an essay on the topic " A Poor Family"
So she writes: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!
ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they,
ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi,
ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!

A "Mallu" female, from the heart of Kerala, went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.

When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "Not This Woman."

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
So he told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance!

The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."

The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:

"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."

The Manager fainted.....