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sushma chandavarapu

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wanna relax .......read dis

, Jokes

Mix Santa - Banta jokes

Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.

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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."

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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.

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PRAKHAR MITTAL

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gud one

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5 Apr 2007 10:13:31 IST

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GOOD JOKES....HA!HA!HA!

sushma chandavarapu

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5 Apr 2007 11:02:12 IST

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thanxxxxxxxxxxx

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5 Apr 2007 12:12:28 IST

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nice 1........superb

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5 Apr 2007 12:29:47 IST

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good ones.

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5 Apr 2007 12:31:25 IST

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hey sushu...gud job yaar...thanx 4 posting such articles at this time...

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5 Apr 2007 14:24:32 IST

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hey tats not gud

shipra bhardwaj

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5 Apr 2007 14:25:02 IST

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tats was fantastic
keep it up kkkk

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5 Apr 2007 14:56:08 IST

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really gud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 Apr 2007 15:40:28 IST

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good
it always relaxes anybody anytime.....................

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5 Apr 2007 15:46:59 IST

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gr8 post!!!!!!!!!

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5 Apr 2007 16:19:35 IST

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really good

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5 Apr 2007 23:45:31 IST

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really nice!!

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6 Apr 2007 08:01:40 IST

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its really very houmourous!

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really nice..................

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gud work sus n sus

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