1. What is height of Fashion?



Ans : Dhoti with a zip .







2. What is height of Secrecy?



Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.







3. What is height of Active laziness?



Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.







4. What is height of Craziness?



Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.







5. What is height of Forgetfulness?



Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.







6. What is height of Stupidity?



Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.







7. What is height of Honesty?



Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.







8. What is height of Suicide?



Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.







9. What is height of De-hydration?



Ans : A cow giving milk powder.







10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?



Ans : Banta's house  has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!!!

sourse=hacked