Why girls never marry sofware engineer.....



Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.



Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.



Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.



Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.



Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.



Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.



Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.



Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.



Wife - do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.



Wife - i will go to my dad's house.

Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.



Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log in again