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Tagged with:    [Post New]posted on 20 Jul 2008 15:10:55 IST    
THESE ARE SOME OF THE QUESTION ANSWERED BY PAPPU

 

 

 

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?


 

PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!


 

TEACHER : What are you talking about?


 

PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

 

 


 

 

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .

PAPPU : Here it is!


 

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?


 

CLASS : PAPPU!

 

 

 

 


TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"


 

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...



TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."


PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

 

 

 


TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"



PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


 




NOW U KNOW WHY PAPPU CAN'T PASS


 

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sreeee is offline comment by sreeee    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 16:38:00 IST)
hmm..most of the jokes sune hue hain :P :P :D...nice "try"
Voyage is offline comment by Voyage    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 16:39:13 IST)
truly marvellous
shivam999
shivam999 is offline comment by shivam999    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 17:56:50 IST)
its very dude keep it up !!!!!!!!!
shivam999
shivam999 is offline comment by shivam999    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 17:57:20 IST)
but maine first joke already suna hai !!!!!!!!1
Protyush_Sahu
Protyush_Sahu is offline comment by Protyush_Sahu    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 19:33:33 IST)
it is fantastic
kria
kria is offline comment by kria    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 19:52:51 IST)
gud
naina
naina is offline comment by naina    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 20:41:26 IST)
hey,supercool.......keep it up.......
securitas2311 is offline comment by securitas2311    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 21:24:35 IST)
i thought pappu had an mba....:P
anil_kapoor
anil_kapoor is offline comment by anil_kapoor    (posted on 20 Jul 2008 23:56:22 IST)
gud
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nndn.mnn is offline comment by nndn.mnn    (posted on 21 Jul 2008 15:58:08 IST)
sabhi jokes sune hue hain
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