Wife Humour   Awaiting Review for Nickels Tagged with:  academic    posted on 17 Jan 2008 23:19:57 IST
my friend wrote it: I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.   When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.   After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.     By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.     Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.     The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."   "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."   "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."   "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2 . Whenever you're right, shut up.   The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...   You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.     A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.     Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.   A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous   First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."	About the Author: mukulss (493) Blazing goIITian  75  [134 rates] total posts: 602     Offline
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comment by pottermania1990    (posted on 17 Jan 2008 23:29:48 IST) excelllllllllentttttttttttt
comment by pottermania1990    (posted on 17 Jan 2008 23:30:19 IST) excellentttt
comment by Ashish    (posted on 18 Jan 2008 00:06:54 IST) Good, but too many!
comment by prakhar_galaxy    (posted on 18 Jan 2008 19:01:05 IST) gud 1

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