I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -- Douglas Adams The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. -- Jean Giraudoux

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.

A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. - Anonymous

Nothing makes a man so modest about his income as a tax form to fill out.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

	If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. -- Chuck Norris

The average person thinks he isn’t. -- Father Larry Lorenzoni

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