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sagar90

hey guys post ur most comedy joke here so tht others will get time to laugh and releive thier tension

sagar90

let me start :
wht will happen if dhood ko khoon bola jaye aur khoon ko dhood??
1) kutte kamine me tera doodh p jaonga
2) thakur agar apne maa ka khoon piya hai to bahar aa
3) mere gai khoon deti hai
4) aaj khoon wala nahi aya
if u can add anything to this u can surely

anchitsaini

here is a good joke (i have told this to some and others would know it on there own, so this joke is not for them!!!)

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide?..

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can?t be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is
shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears
taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth
has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the
knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does.
Nah, not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes
the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang? the gangster dies?

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he
happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The "climax" finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible!!) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide!!!!
:-)

kasirajan.1990

lol...man really nice collection...esp the endin is superb :D

smart_amit101

A mathematisian in anger tells a student dat i will differentite u n integrate u.
student replied " I m e^x do wot u want to do"

anchitsaini

good one

smart_amit101

At Biology practicle:
Exmner: Tell dis bird name by inspacting its leg.
stud.: I dont know..
Exmner: U FAIL! wots ur name.?
stu.: SEE MY LEG AND TELL!

anchitsaini

heard it before!!
sorry dude

smart_amit101

its all right dear ur joke is also good 1..

sagar90

nice joke smarty especially of leg one

smart_amit101

THANKS A LOT DEAR..

sagar90

gabbar jab paida hua to uski maa ne use do rakh ke diye
sabne poocha kyun mara
uski ma boli "sala bahar nikal ke puchta hai kitne admi the"

smart_amit101

Nice 1 dear...

sagar90

man life b4 marriage SPIDERMAN
after finding girl SUPERMAN
after engagement GENTLEMAN
after marriage WATCHMAN
and 10 years after marriage DOBERMAN.

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