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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 31 Dec 2007 23:20:15 IST
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BREAKING NEWS: some one has kidnapped INDIAN CRICKET TEAM & demanded 50cr or they'll burn them with kerosene....PLZ CONTRIBUTE..... I've already donated 25 litres.....!!!! ________________________________________________ Pati- aaj tumne ye kaisa khana banaya hai, gobar jaisa.... Patni- He bhagwan!!! is aadmi ne kya kya chakh rakha hai.... ___________________________________________________ 1000 pages ki book ko ktine din me padh sakta hai..... writer-6months doctor-2months lawyer-1month student-phle ye bato xam kab hai!!! __________________________________________________ Sardar always study in front of a mirror coz 1. it helps him in saving revision time! 2.he can keep a watch on himself.. 3. he likes combined studies a lot...... _________________________________________ Boy friend and gf r like 2 tyres of the same vehicle...even if 1puncture the vehicle cant move further.... sooooooooo... intelligent people always keep a stepny!!!!
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PROGRESS ISN'T MADE BY EARLY RISERS OR HARD WORKERS, BUT BY LAZY PEOPLE TRYING TO FIND EASIER WAY TO DO THE SAME.....SO BE LAZZZZYY!!!! |
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Happy new Year(Advanced)
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S.Raghudevan
Everything that's happening as it should be happening, because of the simple fact that it's supposed to be happening just as it is happening. |
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31 Dec 2007 23:23:18 IST
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I take back my words !!!! And in place, i would say.... Awesome !
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My birthday is no ordinary day.
Its the day when i declared in my own voice,
I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT,
I WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT,
I AM GOING TO LIVE ON,
I AM GOING TO SURVIVE,
I AM GOING TO GET WHATEVER I WANT.
I CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY, AS MY INDEPENDENCE DAY !!!!!!!!! |
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31 Dec 2007 23:32:00 IST
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A love story
hero love heroin but heroin love vilan
but vilan love hero sis
but hero sis lov herion bro
but heroin bro love vilan sis
but vilan sis love hero bro
but hero bro love heroin
but heroin love vilan
FINALLY 2 persons commit suicide
guess who???
producer and director.
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A man kills a deer n cooks it and doesn tell kids what it is. he gives a clue 'its wat ur mum cls me'
son screams koi mat khana kutta hai....
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2 sardars watchn cricket, when schin hit boundary. Banta said : dekho kya goal hua hai. Santa replies: bewkoof...goal isme nai crckt mein hota hai!!!
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Wat wud cnfuse a mentally retarted prsn??
Ans: a pineapple
confused????
i knw u wud be.....
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Srdr captures a pakstani soldier, gives him a dice and says:
if u get 1,2,3,4,5 i'll kill u
pkstani askd- 6 aya to
sardar-bewkoof ludo nahi khela kya??? phir se chalna...
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a small difference b/w confidence and overconfidence:
u cn kiss ur gf is confidence but "only u" can kiss ur gf is overconfidence
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eq 1: stdy=dnt fail
eq2:dnt stdy=fail
eq1+eq2
stdy + dnt stdy=dnt fail + fail
stdy(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt)
hence stdy = fail
hence prvd so dunno stdy...
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hope u njoyed urslf...
waitin 4 ur cmnts...
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PROGRESS ISN'T MADE BY EARLY RISERS OR HARD WORKERS, BUT BY LAZY PEOPLE TRYING TO FIND EASIER WAY TO DO THE SAME.....SO BE LAZZZZYY!!!! |
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31 Dec 2007 23:32:30 IST
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A love story
hero love heroin but heroin love vilan
but vilan love hero sis
but hero sis lov herion bro
but heroin bro love vilan sis
but vilan sis love hero bro
but hero bro love heroin
but heroin love vilan
FINALLY 2 persons commit suicide
guess who???
producer and director.
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A man kills a deer n cooks it and doesn tell kids what it is. he gives a clue 'its wat ur mum cls me'
son screams koi mat khana kutta hai....
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2 sardars watchn cricket, when schin hit boundary. Banta said : dekho kya goal hua hai. Santa replies: bewkoof...goal isme nai crckt mein hota hai!!!
____________________________________________________________
Wat wud cnfuse a mentally retarted prsn??
Ans: a pineapple
confused????
i knw u wud be.....
______________________________________
Srdr captures a pakstani soldier, gives him a dice and says:
if u get 1,2,3,4,5 i'll kill u
pkstani askd- 6 aya to
sardar-bewkoof ludo nahi khela kya??? phir se chalna...
_____________________________________________
a small difference b/w confidence and overconfidence:
u cn kiss ur gf is confidence but "only u" can kiss ur gf is overconfidence
______________________________________________________-
eq 1: stdy=dnt fail
eq2:dnt stdy=fail
eq1+eq2
stdy + dnt stdy=dnt fail + fail
stdy(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt)
hence stdy = fail
hence prvd so dunno stdy...
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hope u njoyed urslf...
waitin 4 ur cmnts...
HAPPY NEW YR IN ADVANCE....to all f ya....
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PROGRESS ISN'T MADE BY EARLY RISERS OR HARD WORKERS, BUT BY LAZY PEOPLE TRYING TO FIND EASIER WAY TO DO THE SAME.....SO BE LAZZZZYY!!!! |
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31 Dec 2007 23:35:21 IST
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why've u put it twice, its good, especially the first one
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S.Raghudevan
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31 Dec 2007 23:46:51 IST
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ek baar 300 sardar ship mein travel kar rahe the.
sab mar gae
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kaise???
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bich mein ship bandh ho gayi, sab sardar dhakha marne ke liye niche utar gae!!!
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hey all of u out dere....tis my request to post any jks if u hav..tis gud 2 rfresh urslf while studying.....
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1 Jan 2008 00:32:02 IST
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..........there are lots n lots of dem thr.....
http://www.goiit.com/recentTopics/showArticlesByUser/19202.htm
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Who says nothing is impossible.
I've been doing nothing for years !!..............
I know KUNG FU KARATE
and 47 other dangerous words.............
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1 Jan 2008 00:35:58 IST
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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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1 Jan 2008 03:13:29 IST
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Musharraf- Tujhe swimming ati hai???
Atal- Nai
Mush-Tere se ache to kutte hai jo swimming to kr lete he...
Atal-Tuje swimming ati hai??
Mush-yes..
Atal-Fir tujhme aur kutte mein kya farak.....
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1 Jan 2008 16:35:09 IST
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Tourist: whose skeleton is that???
Srdar: Tipus skeleton.
Tourist: whose that smaller skeleton next to it???
sardar: that's tipu sultan's skeleton when he was small!!!
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Ek sardar ne frog se pucha:
mujhme dimag hai ki nai???
Frog replied:
NAHI aur paani mein kood gaya.
Sardar: yaar isme suicide karne wali kaunsi baat thi...........
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plz pst sum if u hv sum.......
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