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7 Nov 2007 23:07:17 IST
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Software Husband
Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good evening dear I'm now logged in
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad Command or file name.
Wife : But I had told you in the morn......
Husband : Erraneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : What about my diwali saree?
Husband : Variable not found...
Wife : At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing violation. Access denied.
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : A true case of datatype mismatch.
Wife : You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.
Wife : What about your salary?
Husband : File in use... try later.
Wife : What is my worth for the family?
Husband : Unknown virus.
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7 Nov 2007 23:13:49 IST
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Words of Wisdom
************************************************************************
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
************************************************************************
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.
************************************************************************
One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
************************************************************************
The easiest way to make your old car run better,
is to check the prices of a new car.
************************************************************************
It's what people don't know about each other
that makes them such good friends.
************************************************************************
If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law,
get one who knows the judge.
************************************************************************
A man owes his success to his first wife;
and his second wife to his success.
************************************************************************
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
************************************************************************
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
************************************************************************
I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
************************************************************************
When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
************************************************************************
Marriage is like a cage;
those outside are desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
************************************************************************
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
************************************************************************
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
************************************************************************
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
************************************************************************
Do not marry a person that you know that you can
live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
************************************************************************
I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.
************************************************************************
Be ready to learn Always .
Coz at some point of time Mrs Einstein was much wiser than her son Albert
************************************************************************
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
************************************************************************
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.
************************************************************************
One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
************************************************************************
The easiest way to make your old car run better,
is to check the prices of a new car.
************************************************************************
It's what people don't know about each other
that makes them such good friends.
************************************************************************
If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law,
get one who knows the judge.
************************************************************************
A man owes his success to his first wife;
and his second wife to his success.
************************************************************************
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
************************************************************************
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
************************************************************************
I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
************************************************************************
When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
************************************************************************
Marriage is like a cage;
those outside are desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
************************************************************************
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
************************************************************************
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
************************************************************************
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
************************************************************************
Do not marry a person that you know that you can
live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
************************************************************************
I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.
************************************************************************
Be ready to learn Always .
Coz at some point of time Mrs Einstein was much wiser than her son Albert
7 Nov 2007 23:28:27 IST
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Tragedy!
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone
can give him an example of a "tragedy".One little boy stands up and offers,
"If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car
came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No", Clinton says,
"That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand,"If a school bus
carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved...that would
be a tragedy." "I m afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call
a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn t there any one here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he speaks:
"If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb,
that would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that
would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn t be an accident, and it certainly
would be no great loss!"
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone
can give him an example of a "tragedy".One little boy stands up and offers,
"If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car
came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No", Clinton says,
"That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand,"If a school bus
carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved...that would
be a tragedy." "I m afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call
a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn t there any one here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he speaks:
"If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb,
that would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that
would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn t be an accident, and it certainly
would be no great loss!"
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