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netkid07 (2009)

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i m in class XI........i have physics and chemistry practicals....each of 30 marks !!...........n when others were performing dem in the skool........i bunked the skool............did'nt pay attension to dem !!.................
 
now i have PRACTICAL EXAM TOMMOROW...........i don't even have a practical file .............don't know anything bout dem....
 
wat to do now.....???....c..........i don't need any general advices
 
but i need EXCUSES !!!(that's why this thread is in lounge section)..........and the ones that will definately work !
 
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Who says nothing is impossible.

I've been doing nothing for years !!..............


I know KUNG FU KARATE
and 47 other dangerous words.............

    
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one excuse:

sir, alien abduction................. they came , they saw and they took my copy away.................


heeeheee.......


btw, rates of lounge section don't add up to the count......

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i am the wrong person to ask for advice as i had my practicals exams on friday and i bunked them !!!!!!

Impossible To be Impossible is Impossible
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yaar yeh alien wala toh 7th mein try kiya tha...........pucho mat kya hua.......
 
aur haan doggy ate my copy bhi try kar chuka hun........................
 
they never work..............
 
don't worry abt rates.............i'll rate u smwhr els

Who says nothing is impossible.

I've been doing nothing for years !!..............


I know KUNG FU KARATE
and 47 other dangerous words.............

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If I would have been in your place, I would go straight to my teacher and tell him the truth, and apologise.
Teacher may or may not give you marks, but yes, atleast he will be impressed by your honesty.

One who questions training, trains himself only at asking questions.
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abbe goiit ke mazze kyon loot raha hai phir?
sit down right now, get down to it and max 2 am tak ho jayega... if you are serious about it

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how bout bunking the skool again ???                       

Who says nothing is impossible.

I've been doing nothing for years !!..............


I know KUNG FU KARATE
and 47 other dangerous words.............

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kal skool me jaakar kehna ki i missed my practical file at home aur phir u 'll b given d next date n u will get summore time 2 complete it.

Well maine to yahi kiya aage tis ur wish!!!!

my next date is 29




IF YOU MAKE YOURSELF PERFECT......
THEN THERE WILL BE ONE IDIOT LESS IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!


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listen
i have also faced same problem in semester.............

i just made very serious look................and as if i was very ill suffering from all sorts of illness(ek aisa look jisse lage ki main khada bhi nahi ho sakta) and said sitting in my bench in very low tune sir meri kitab kho.....gayi hai
pata nahi kaha rakh diya hai


sir main aapse waada karta hoon ki main kuch hi dino mein naya practical notes bana dunga.
just try this.

<TABLE CELLSPACING="1" CELLPADDING="1" BORDER="0">
<TR><TD>


<DIV ALIGN="right">Glitter Graphics</DIV></TD></TR></TABLE>


PRACTISE MAKES THE MAN PERFECT
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nanana bunk na karna.............nahi toh ho sakta hai ghar mein complaint chale jaye aur phir .toh pata hi hai kya ho sakta hai.

<TABLE CELLSPACING="1" CELLPADDING="1" BORDER="0">
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<DIV ALIGN="right">Glitter Graphics</DIV></TD></TR></TABLE>


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agar illness ka bahana doge toh kuch jyaada din mil jayenge.practical book complete karne ke  liye.

<TABLE CELLSPACING="1" CELLPADDING="1" BORDER="0">
<TR><TD>


<DIV ALIGN="right">Glitter Graphics</DIV></TD></TR></TABLE>


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Kindly convince ur teacher by saying this

U've completed the record 1 week before and u've given it to one of ur friends who studies in some other college.....and he took ur notes and went to his house which is in some other city .......and unfortunately he couldn't return because 2 days back he met with a minor accident.......so now ur record is with ur friend who is in hospital now.....he's sent ur record through a local courier which will arrive in  few days .........

tell this to ur teacher........i think he'll definitely gives u time......now u can easily take some 4-5 days time .....meanwhile u complete ur record.........w/o completing ur record,it doesn't work?
u've to complete the record........u can't deny it......

"Nenenthedhavano naake teleedu"

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are the peons wise in our school???


if not then show them a green note
(hmari college me to aesa hota hai)
n dont worry if it is school exm
board ki rahi to waa re nyare!!!!!!!
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