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27 Jun 2008 22:36:47 IST
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this joke is in haryanvi if any1 understand the plz reply
Ek baar ki baat se, ek JAT ram desi aadmi ghana e sehat te kamjor tha ar wo aapni khaat gali mei ghaal ke baitha hooka pivah tha. Gaal mah shaami tah ek tampo aala aagya :
Tampo aala: Pahlwaan hatiye bhai , diye maadi se jagah ....
JAT bolya : leh bhai jab tane Pahlwaan e kah diya to eeb to upar ke taar le jya!!
27 Jun 2008 23:15:21 IST
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There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!
The Japanese exclaimed, "What??â?¦ so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!
On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!
The Japanese exclaimed, "What??â?¦ so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!
27 Jun 2008 23:16:17 IST
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yeah yeah.............neways heres d joke
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santa in engg coll
interviewer:how does elec motor run..............
santa:dhurrrrrrrrrrrr dhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
intrvwr:.........stop it stop it i said!.........
santa:.dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............dhp dhup dhup upppp.............
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