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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 23 Mar 2007 19:47:24 IST
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Hi everybody Relax 4 a while.........go through these. NOTE: I AM SORRY IF I HURT ANY OF THE SARDARJI'S
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Don't tell the world what u can do....
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i cant see the jokes....
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IF U THINK U CAN, U CAN........IF U THINK U CAN'T, U CAN'T.........
BE THE BEST OF WHAT EVER YOU ARE!!!
THEN U WILL SUCCEED FOR SURE!!!
     
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23 Mar 2007 19:50:36 IST
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FIRST ONE
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.The hotel was inaugurated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next
day. A week passed but nobody turned up. WHY ? - B'cos there was a sign at
the entrance "Visitors not allowed".
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto
garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment's and soon
started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car
to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2
days ,a week but no car came to their garage. WHY ? - B'cos their
garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi
driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Church gate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ? - B'cos all the four sardars
were sitting in the taxi.
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldn't move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge. WHY ? - B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
HOPE U LIKE IT
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23 Mar 2007 19:52:07 IST
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do rate these jokes
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23 Mar 2007 20:17:04 IST
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n oproblem. i wont mind
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23 Mar 2007 20:19:30 IST
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SECOND ONE
1.What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ? - JUSTBEER SINGH
2.What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? - JUST ONE SINGH
3.What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend ? HER-PAL SINGH
4.What do you call a sardar who has only one hair ? - IK BAL SINGH
5.What do you call a sardar looking for happiness ? - KUSH WANT SINGH
6.What do you call a sardar living under water ? - JAL ANDHER SINGH
7.What do you call a sardar living under water and also able to
breathe ? JAL ANDHER SINGH GILL
Some of the other Indian Names
1.Bengali who talks much - CHATTER JEE
2.Director of ISRO Satellite Centre preparing to take off - B.REDDY
3.One who cannot be steady after a drink - P.K GIRPADE
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23 Mar 2007 21:48:22 IST
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THIRD ONE
Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy..he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
......Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
......Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
"Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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24 Mar 2007 09:05:37 IST
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FOURTH ONE
A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the
clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a
thermos flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk
responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work
with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks,"What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss
then says,"What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and
cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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24 Mar 2007 10:44:57 IST
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FIFTH ONE
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman
replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm aSardar?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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24 Mar 2007 10:50:01 IST
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all goodies!!!!!!!!
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I always like to walk in rain as no one can see me crying there :(
frnds are like diamonds , if u hit them , they don't break but they slip frm ur hands
-----It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.----
*****wen love and skill work together--expect a masterpiece*****
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24 Mar 2007 20:31:02 IST
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SIXTH ONE
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock
Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the
Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go
get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having
waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a
ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same
street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a
thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the
thousand and says"I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go
get a ladder."
********DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat. But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. Hemet Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta SinghWhat the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*
seems like ppl here r not all that interested in JOKES........
sorry 4 the bad idea
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25 Mar 2007 02:33:20 IST
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Hey soumya.... nothin like that... its a gud idea... but u see.....as IIT is approaching, ppl wont b free enuf to see all these... so, dont get disheartened..... do post such things.... kep recievin rates ;) cheerio!!!!!
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25 Mar 2007 11:27:30 IST
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hey saumya,
it isnt that we are not interested in jokes, of course everyone is.
hope everyone likes this one:
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
(Jackie Mason)
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25 Mar 2007 11:35:53 IST
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SECOND ONE
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won?t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
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