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HELLO FRIENS I INVITE U ALL TO POST FUNNY SHAYARIES AND JOKES......................................
 
 
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ARZ KIYA HAY
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Bell bajain ge aur bhaag jayenge !

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ARZ KIYA HAY

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

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Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !

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ARZ KIYA HAY

Door se dekha to sangtra tha,
pass jake dekha to sangtra tha,
cheel k dekha to bhi sangtra tha,
Kha ke dekha to bhi sangtra tha.
Wah kya sangtra tha !

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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

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Invite God into the chemistry of life.
He'll Dilute Ur Sorrows,
Evaporate Ur Worries,
Filter Ur Mistakes & leave u with Crystals of Happiness.

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HOT NEWS:
Aishwarya is being hospitalised because of SUICIDE ATTEMPT.
Watch Aaj Tak immediately.
REASON:
she proposed ME and I said, that i m married.

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Degrees of girls!
B.A.=Beautiful Angel
B.E.=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.=Beautiful Structure
B.L.=Beautiful Lips
M.B.A.=Married But available..

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): No sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

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Someone has kidnapped INDIAN Crickt Team &demanded
50cr Rs Or they'll burn them with kerosene
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE
I have donated 15 litres

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HEY FRIENDS U HAVE TO RATE ME IF THESE ARE GUD.......


SO RATE...............

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GADHA 1:
Yaar malik bahut marta hai.

GADHA 2:
Ghar chorde.

GADHA 1:
Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. Ye
sochkar ruka hun.

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Why did shruti's name change to shraxis?????


Try u'r guess...

Be not afraid of growing slowly.
Be afraid only of standing still.

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