This is what happens when v mess up english.....sit back n enjoy...
The Leave Applications as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
Apr 23
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
Apr 23
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
Apr 23
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
one of our teacher uses a lot of these...take an example-Don't talk in front of my backside!!! and....i love this-both of u 3 get out of the class...
man telling someone about his family
I have two daughters and both of them are girls
My teacher feeling hot saw the queue for submission and sed....
I M HOT COME ONE BY ONE....!!!
don't make noise the principal just passed away
one of drawing prof said "u can never be a good drawer"
my school PT teacher,in order to call d gals to play,tells d guys playin there.....HEY U PLAYBOYS...CALL GIRLS....!!!!
A Professor wanted to call every student's father for attending a session this is what he said :
I am conducting a special session , I want to see all your fathers tomorrow.
" if u boys drink cigarette ,what my fathers goes ( mere baap ka kya jaata hai.. )"
our physics prof used to say:
I'll deduct ur -5 marks.
once boy was looking at a monkey outside prof saw this got angey n said "y r u lookng at d monkey outside wen i m inside "
my bio teacher once said
" there are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases and u will get one in the exams"
Moderation Team
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