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Blazing goIITian

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22 Jun 2007 17:01:11 IST

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MURDER OF ENGLISH......

None

This is what happens when v mess up english.....sit back n enjoy...

The Leave Applications as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

Apr 23

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Apr 23

Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

Apr 23

Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

one of our teacher uses a lot of these...take an example-Don't talk in front of my backside!!! and....i love this-both of u 3 get out of the class...

man telling someone about his family
I have two daughters and both of them are girls

My teacher feeling hot saw the queue for submission and sed....
I M HOT COME ONE BY ONE....!!!

don't make noise the principal just passed away

one of drawing prof said "u can never be a good drawer"

my school PT teacher,in order to call d gals to play,tells d guys playin there.....HEY U PLAYBOYS...CALL GIRLS....!!!!

A Professor wanted to call every student's father for attending a session this is what he said :
I am conducting a special session , I want to see all your fathers tomorrow.

" if u boys drink cigarette ,what my fathers goes ( mere baap ka kya jaata hai.. )"

our physics prof used to say:
I'll deduct ur -5 marks.

once boy was looking at a monkey outside prof saw this got angey n said "y r u lookng at d monkey outside wen i m inside "

my bio teacher once said
" there are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases and u will get one in the exams"

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S k

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 12 May 2007

Posts: 574

22 Jun 2007 17:06:06 IST

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Here are some more......murder of hindi..

Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!

What's up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking?
----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts?
----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.
----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party.
---- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do?
----- * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out!
----- * Chalo bahar latakte hain

S k

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 12 May 2007

Posts: 574

22 Jun 2007 17:10:25 IST

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Replies are eagerly awaited...........

pupmuhar pumpuhar

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Joined: 14 Jun 2007

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22 Jun 2007 17:19:28 IST

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LOLZZZ

S k

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 12 May 2007

Posts: 574

22 Jun 2007 18:07:12 IST

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didnt anybody elz like it...

sankydreams

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 14 May 2007

Posts: 822

22 Jun 2007 18:59:35 IST

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fantabulous dude...lolzzzzzzzzz

S k

Blazing goIITian

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22 Jun 2007 19:18:06 IST

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any more replies...

S k

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 12 May 2007

Posts: 574

23 Jun 2007 00:42:38 IST

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arre dont worry....the cops wont catch me 4 murderin english and hindi....

do reply..

socci boy

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Joined: 15 Apr 2007

Posts: 218

23 Jun 2007 01:09:33 IST

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"Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

U ALREADY KNOW

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 16 Mar 2007

Posts: 838

23 Jun 2007 01:34:04 IST

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HA Ha ................................................................infinity.......very funny.
Nice Guys Finish Last.

its mee

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 16 Mar 2007

Posts: 544

23 Jun 2007 19:40:44 IST

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really........hilarious.......wow.......gr8...keep it up....
hahahaha........really nice.....

Vincent Khalwani

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Joined: 14 Jun 2007

Posts: 140

23 Jun 2007 19:48:44 IST

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karthik

Blazing goIITian

Joined: 25 Feb 2007

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23 Jun 2007 19:58:01 IST

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arun mishra

New kid on the Block

Joined: 21 Jun 2007

Posts: 27

24 Jun 2007 16:50:38 IST

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Mahan kaam kiya bhai..

Ayush Kumar

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Joined: 25 Jan 2007

Posts: 154

25 Jun 2007 13:13:52 IST

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great work ,you got fused bulb.(samajh me aya..)

keep smiling.

Pratik Anand

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Joined: 11 Jun 2007

Posts: 914

25 Jun 2007 13:46:57 IST

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KEEP IT UP , DUDE

------------------------ utha kar rakhna, e vyakti

:-) more-----------------

1. Don't rotate outside my class..

2. Open the window, let the air force come in.

" aap mere zindagi mein aaein ho aise , lahlahate khet mein saandh ghus gaya ho jaise"

RATE ME IF U LIKED THEM.

shine

Scorching goIITian

Joined: 2 Mar 2007

Posts: 273

25 Jun 2007 22:35:17 IST

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arrey mast hai yeh to..................
very funnny...........
let me laugh
hheheheeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehehehee
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hohohohohohohohohoohohohohoohhoohhoho
bas aur nigud job

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