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This is what happens when v mess up english.....sit back n enjoy...
The Leave Applications as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
Apr 23
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
Apr 23
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
"I am enclosed herewith..."
Apr 23
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
one of our teacher uses a lot of these...take an example-Don't talk in front of my backside!!! and....i love this-both of u 3 get out of the class...
man telling someone about his family
I have two daughters and both of them are girls
I have two daughters and both of them are girls
My teacher feeling hot saw the queue for submission and sed....
I M HOT COME ONE BY ONE....!!!
I M HOT COME ONE BY ONE....!!!
don't make noise the principal just passed away
one of drawing prof said "u can never be a good drawer"
my school PT teacher,in order to call d gals to play,tells d guys playin there.....HEY U PLAYBOYS...CALL GIRLS....!!!!
A Professor wanted to call every student's father for attending a session this is what he said :
I am conducting a special session , I want to see all your fathers tomorrow.
I am conducting a special session , I want to see all your fathers tomorrow.
" if u boys drink cigarette ,what my fathers goes ( mere baap ka kya jaata hai.. )"
our physics prof used to say:
I'll deduct ur -5 marks.
I'll deduct ur -5 marks.
once boy was looking at a monkey outside prof saw this got angey n said "y r u lookng at d monkey outside wen i m inside "
my bio teacher once said
" there are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases and u will get one in the exams"
" there are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases and u will get one in the exams"
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23 Jun 2007 01:34:04 IST
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HA Ha ................................................................infinity.......very funny.
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23 Jun 2007 19:48:44 IST
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25 Jun 2007 13:46:57 IST
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KEEP IT UP , DUDE
------------------------ utha kar rakhna, e vyakti
:-) more-----------------
1. Don't rotate outside my class..
2. Open the window, let the air force come in.
" aap mere zindagi mein aaein ho aise , lahlahate khet mein saandh ghus gaya ho jaise"
RATE ME IF U LIKED THEM.















Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!
What's up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking?
----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts?
----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.
----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party.
---- * Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....
How do you do?
----- * Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out!
----- * Chalo bahar latakte hain