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Great because it is more likely to be the right answer than any other number. Also, even if you're wrong, everybody will think it was just a joke and you will come out on top.
Do not try in other classes or you will look like a dumba$$.
Mr. Teacher: You there.....yea you...... would you please tell me what anything to the power of zero is?
Me: "wakes" Uhhhh.... one?????
Mr. Teacher: Yes, that's the correct answer.
Me: Bitcchin'. This sh!t works.
OR...
Me: zzz...
Mr. Teacher: You there.....yea you......who won the Battle of Stalingrad?
Me: One?
Classmates: W T F ?!?!
One
One is the loneliest number. Life isn't easy when two are divided And one has decided to bring down the curtain And one thing's for certain There's nothing to keep them together.
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two
It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
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