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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in
the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's
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Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you
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An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to
see the loan-officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer
says the bank will need some kind of security for such
a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls
Royce car, parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee
drives the Rolls into the bank's under ground garage
and parks it there.
Two weeks later...
the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says," We are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you
were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
bother to borrow 5,000?".
The Indian replied, "Where else in New York can I park
my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Cheers ! Indians are Indians....., Smart brains.
see the loan-officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer
says the bank will need some kind of security for such
a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls
Royce car, parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee
drives the Rolls into the bank's under ground garage
and parks it there.
Two weeks later...
the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says," We are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you
were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
bother to borrow 5,000?".
The Indian replied, "Where else in New York can I park
my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Cheers ! Indians are Indians....., Smart brains.
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