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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 21 Mar 2007 14:17:30 IST
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Once Santa Singh was running very furiously. banta singh, who was watching him, asked him that why was he running very fast.
santa replied "yaar a bull was chasing me. but luckily it slipped and i got a chance to jump over the fence."
banta said "yaar u r very brave. if i were in ur place, i would have shat (past of shit) all over the place."
santa said "oye what do u think the bull slipped on !!! "
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23 Mar 2007 11:32:31 IST
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hey good 1
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PLZ DONT RATE ME FOR MY ANSWERS,IF U WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME THEN JUST HELP ANY OTHER IN FUTURE AS I AM DOING IT NOW
FILL THE UNFORGIVING MINUTE WITH 60 SECONDS THEN THE LIFE WILL BE YOURS
The woods are lovely, dark &deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
-Robert Frost
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23 Mar 2007 12:18:17 IST
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santa: oye banta tera vyah ho gaya!!
banta: ha ho hi gaya.
santa: oye kudi nal hoya si
banta: ha. kyun munda nal vi honda hain?
santa; ha meri behen da hoya si!!!!!!!!!!!
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padhna likhna chad de mitra , nakal te rakhi aas , chak chaddar te so ja bhagta , Rabb karega tennu paas.....
PLZ NEVER EVER RATE ME FOR MY ANSWERS , IF U WANT TO COMPLIMENT ME THEN JUST BEAT UR HEAD & SAY
"YEH KIS PAGAL NE MERA QN. SOLVE KER DIYA"
I AM SERIOUS!!!!
EVEN SERIOUS ^ INFINITY
PLZZZZZZ NEVER RATE ME....HOPE U WILL UNDERSTAND....
Shubham
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23 Mar 2007 13:22:11 IST
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good one shubham
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23 Mar 2007 14:19:46 IST
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a good one.
now see this
santa: have you heard of suez canal?
banta; yes
santa: my father dug it.
banta: that's nothing. have u heard of dead sea.
santa: well..... yes
banta: my father killed it.
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24 Mar 2007 13:49:02 IST
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30 years of Work Experience
While taking the interview...
The Employer: 'How long did you work during your last job.'
Sardarji: '30 years.'
The Employer: 'What's your age?
Sardarji: '20 Years.'
The Employer(with surprise): How it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Sardarji: 'Overtime.'
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24 Mar 2007 13:51:35 IST
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Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him.
He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
"So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"
Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night match here in heaven."
"And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"
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