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goutham harsha (1nkZ)
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23 Feb 2007 02:39:42 IST
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A flood was threatening a town. Everyone was leaving for safety except one man who said" God will save me, i hav faith" . As the water level rose, a jeep came to rescue him, the man refused saying " God will save me, i hav faith" As the water level rose, he went up to the 2nd storey, and a boat came to help him.Again he refused to go saying the same thing. The water level kept rising and he went to the roof where a helicopter came to save him..again he refused to go saying the same....
Well, finally, he was drowned. When he reached his Maker, he angrily questioned, " I had complete faith in u, why didnt u come to save me? Why did u ignore my prayers and let me drown?"
The Lord replied, " who do u think sent u the jeep, boat and the helicoptre?"
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23 Feb 2007 02:47:43 IST
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There was once a boy who used to come regularly 4 the soccer practice, but never made it to the soccer eleven. While he was practising, his father used to sit at the far end waiting 4 him...The matches had started and for four days, he didnt show up..and on the day of the finals,he went to the coach and said" Sir, u always kept me in reserves, but now, i beg u, pleez let me play". The coach finally agreed reluctantly....
And everytime he got the ball, hr scored a goal..he was on fire and he was the hero of the team...and as u would have guessed, their team won.
The coach went up to him and said ,"son, how could i hav been so wrong in my life?How could u play so well?and where is ur father today?"
The boy replied" Coach, i never told u onething.. my father was blind...he died 4 days ago..and today is the first time he is watching me from above"
23 Feb 2007 02:54:05 IST
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A young executive with a poor self esteem was promoted, but he couldn't reconcile himself to his new office and position. There was a knock at his door. To show how important and busy he was, he picked up the phone and then asked the visitor to come in. As the man waited for the executive, the executive kept talking on the phone, nodding and saying, "No problem, I can handle that" After a few minutes, he hung up and asked the visitor what he could do for him. The man replied, " Sir, I am here to connect your phone"
23 Feb 2007 12:58:15 IST
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So, sorry to all of you...i thought that everyone provided jokes amd games and it would be better if i provided them something useful and that would add to the refreshment they get from others......
But, u all proved me wrong...u all proved that what i was posting was just a waste of time for you... even the persons who i thought would turn up (abt 5 members) also didn't and this hurt me the most....so, once again i apologise for posting messages(in this column) that hav no use to u......
so, i donno what ur intentions are.... if u dont like these, please condemn me...and if u like atleast post a comment...that would make me somewhat happy........
goutham
23 Feb 2007 13:35:40 IST
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lemme also post sumthing.........i dunno whether u like it or not
Einstein's Brother
Albert Einstein had a brother.
He was unlike any other.
He was not so very bright,
yet he was an awesome sight.
He was big and strong, you see.
He'd open doors without a key!
If there was no doorway there,
he'd make one darn near anywhere!
He wore great big clunky shoes,
a style no one but he would choose
He wore a suit without a tie,
not real cool, but he got by.
He never had a lot to say,
and mostly people stayed away.
He loved spinach, turned him green,
but he was nice, not ever mean.
He used to roam the streets at night.
It gave some folks an awful fright.
He'd just come in off the street,
looking for some food to eat.
They finally ran him out of town.
They didn't want his kind around.
It didn't matter what he did
or that at heart was just a kid.
He lived alone until he died,
with no friends, although he tried.
He was no rocket scientist.
How sad that he would not be missed.
Albert Einstein gained much fame,
giving glory to their name.
He didn't mean to so outshine
his younger brother, Frank Einstein
Einstein's Brother
Albert Einstein had a brother.
He was unlike any other.
He was not so very bright,
yet he was an awesome sight.
He was big and strong, you see.
He'd open doors without a key!
If there was no doorway there,
he'd make one darn near anywhere!
He wore great big clunky shoes,
a style no one but he would choose
He wore a suit without a tie,
not real cool, but he got by.
He never had a lot to say,
and mostly people stayed away.
He loved spinach, turned him green,
but he was nice, not ever mean.
He used to roam the streets at night.
It gave some folks an awful fright.
He'd just come in off the street,
looking for some food to eat.
They finally ran him out of town.
They didn't want his kind around.
It didn't matter what he did
or that at heart was just a kid.
He lived alone until he died,
with no friends, although he tried.
He was no rocket scientist.
How sad that he would not be missed.
Albert Einstein gained much fame,
giving glory to their name.
He didn't mean to so outshine
his younger brother, Frank Einstein
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