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I  Hope the following extract is taken in the right spirit and in a light manner........
 
 
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City
, where a woman may go to choose a husband.


Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!


There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights.



There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man
from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!





So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband. .


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


*********

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.


*********

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.


" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


*********

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the
housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



*********

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:


*********

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
day!
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ne comments ...............

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Excellent !!!!!!
 
What else can i say ????
 
How else can i describe it ??
 

My birthday is no ordinary day.

Its the day when i declared in my own voice,

I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT,
I WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT,
I AM GOING TO LIVE ON,
I AM GOING TO SURVIVE,
I AM GOING TO GET WHATEVER I WANT.

I CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY, AS MY INDEPENDENCE DAY !!!!!!!!!
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3 chummia meri taraf se
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that's an old joke, PJ hain

Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein

Generally people who take the piss out of other people hang around in groups of five, because they have a fifth of a personality each.
- Eddie Izzard

It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive
-Bon Jovi

By the time a son realizes that his father was probably right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
-Anonymous
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already knew this one.....PJ...

PLEASE RATE MY ANSWERS IF YOU FIND THEM USEFUL...
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