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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 24 Jun 2007 19:16:36 IST
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rules are simple "jokes are invited but no PJs (poor jokes)" lets start one more thing the very good ones will be rated as well
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24 Jun 2007 19:18:06 IST
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and sms r also welcomed...
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24 Jun 2007 19:19:14 IST
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definately
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24 Jun 2007 19:20:38 IST
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this is frm bunty bubli....
ek makhi and makha..movie dekh k nikalte hain..
both tired...
makha makhi se bola....
CHAL KUTTA KAR LETE HAIN.....lolzzzzzzzzz...
i found it funny...donno bout oders...
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24 Jun 2007 19:21:03 IST
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ok...i will post a PJ..
Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything
else with you in the boat....how will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light
the other
Cigarette.
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Want?another deadly answer. Scroll down a little.....
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch
it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light
the cigarette.
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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
scroll down....
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
scroll down
Start praising one cigarette, The other will get
jealous & "jalney
lagega" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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24 Jun 2007 19:23:53 IST
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lolzzzzzzzzzz...nice one
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24 Jun 2007 19:25:14 IST
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another PJ...sorry but PJ's are in fashion nowdayz....lol..
WHAT IS 13 CUBE ??
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Suroor. why???
tera tera tera suroor>>>>>
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24 Jun 2007 19:27:32 IST
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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do
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working hard for jee |
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24 Jun 2007 19:28:14 IST
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ANOTHER DEADLY PJ......hehe
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next?Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa?never give up?one more..
Now,
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down?
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Cmon think
Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki..
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar..Kya bigada hain usne aapka...Khane do!
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24 Jun 2007 19:28:21 IST
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ok...once a chiti. and hathi were on d bike.....they met a huge huge accident...
hathi died but chiti was saved....
do u know y
chiti was wearing helmet...
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24 Jun 2007 19:30:43 IST
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Hey all you guys go to the song forum created by me in the Lounge section.
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From: UNITED STATES, Green Bay, Wisconsin
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24 Jun 2007 19:32:40 IST
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okkk....m goinf nutsss....bear with me..another PJ
A drunk Sardar farts loudly in d bar.
Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no manners, U farted before my wife".
Sardar-"Sorry,i didnt know it was her turn"!!
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24 Jun 2007 19:35:19 IST
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another one
"young wife to husband" if we miss two payments on the washing machine and one on the refrigerator, we'll have the down payement on a TV set"
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this is an old one
once three chitis were strolling in jungle.they saw an elephant coming towards them .the first one says" i climb up the tree and jump on elephant and grab him by his neck and lay him flat on the ground"
second says "i will break his hands and legs"
third :"jaane do yaar nihattha hai .pit jayega bechara"
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24 Jun 2007 19:46:46 IST
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