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THANK YOU................................I salute you................................
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In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman
of self finance Engineering Colleges Association always speaks in English.
Sathyabama college students have published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
.. Njoy ...........with his..............English..............
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means : girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool ------------------------------- "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy,
tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"
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Well i am a FIITJEE student...and their study material is not so very good....but their sums are very good........if you want any good study material then opt for BRILLIANT TUTORIALS series .... its too good..... but FIITJEE test series is the best.......
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I am a FIITJEE passout(2007).If u want to join FIITJEE then, only join its Delhi center even if they persuade you to join some other branch.......See even if someone who has just written FIITJEE's or of any institue mock tests and cracks IIT his name will be included as a student of all the institutes(of whose test or correspondence he has taken)....hence dont be surprised with FIITJEE's nos. of students selected......
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I am not so good in verbal english but recently i got to learn some new idioms and phrases........so i thought i would like to share it with you........
1.A dark horse: A person who does not talk much to others abt. his activities.
2.A dog in the manager: Selfish person.
3.A feather in ones cap: An achievement of which one can be proud.
4.A live wire: An active person.
5.A man of straw: An useless person.
6.A square peg in a round hole: A person who is not suited to his position.
7.A white elephant: Costly affair.
8.A wild goose chase: A futile effort.
9.Jack something in: Stop doing something.
10.Keel over: Lose one's balance and fall.
11.Rack one's brains: To think more.
Please rate me if you like it...........
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See , I am a FIITJEE student. Their answers are not always correct.....as far as the other tutorials all of them copy certain answers from other tutorials's answers....that is why ...maybe you got it totally messed up.
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See IIT's get ranked depending on thier passouts of that year,their placements,etc... Every year the ranks get changed....like IIT BOMBAY was no.1, 2 years ago......And yes,i have heard that Comp sci. is the best in IIT KANPUR and mechanical is good in IIT bombay,for CIVIL always prefer IIT Rourkie...
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there is nothing in the dictionary abt it....it is not sooooooo simple
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There are exactly 13 words which start with 'q' but do not get followed by 'u'....could someone please name them.....once there was an article in some newspaper listing these words....but i dont have them....please try to answer them if interested....please dont reply with the word 'qatar'.
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Some of them were quite interesting!!!!!!
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Trigo is just FORMULAE..... Refer Brilliant tutorials notes if you have.....Well you may ask doubts to me.............. I am good in Maths i suppose.... I will surely try to help...
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It is sure that the answer will not be infinity bcas only tan90 is infinity which is not in the range.... and tan can be very close to tan .....anyways great sum....if possible i will answer it by tomorrow afternoon......
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If you are an IIT aspirant,I would just suggest that you apply the 2 or 1 year Brilliant tutorials series......By the way,Iam good in Maths....I will be happy to solve your doubts if I possibly can......But please be specific....!
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 WHAT IS BUSINESS???????
DAD:I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
SON:No!
DAD:But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.....
SON:Then O.K.
Dad goes to Bill gates....
DAD:I have a husband for your daughter...
BILL:Thanks but I will choose her husband.
DAD:But my son is V.P. of WORLD BANK.
BILL:Then O.K!
Dad goes to the President of world bank.
DAD:Appoint my son as the V.P. in your bank!
PRESIDENT:NO!
DAD:But he is the son-in-law of Bill Gates...
PRESIDENT:Oh! Then O.K.!
THIS IS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!
The below one is just a joke........no hard feelings...
 THREE WAYS TO CATCH A LION
METHOD 1: EINSTEINS METHOD:
Force the lion to run as fast as it can so that it spends all its energy and gets tired.Then catch it.
METHOD 2: MONKEY METHOD:
Hypnotise the lion and ask it to behave like a monkey...
Go and bang yourself on a wall so hard that you faint.......the lion will copy it...then ask someone to catch it.
METHOD 3: INDIAN POLICE METHOD:
Catch any animal and torture it till it accepts that it is a lion!!!!!!
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