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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."


"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.


"No", she replied. "He's out."




"Then we cannot come in", they replied.


In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.


"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"


The woman went out and invited the men in"


" We do not go into a House together," they replied.


"Why is that?" she asked.


One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."


The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"


His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"


Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"


"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.


"Go out and invite Love to be our guest ."


The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."


Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"


The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success !!!!!!"

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Everyone has seen a prism bend light. Now researchers have constructed a material that bends visible light in the opposite way. The odd effect, known as negative refraction, is similar to what is needed in far-out proposals for creating a cloak of invisibility. For now, however, the device only works in two dimensions, so construction of invisible spaceships will have to wait.
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&articleID=7BBE5A38-E7F2-99DF-31D7FBB0032C411C

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This Post 12 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 3 votes )   [?]

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>President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
>classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
>their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead
>the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the
>class for an example of a "tragedy".
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>One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
>farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
>that would be a tragedy."
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>"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
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>A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
>over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
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>"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a
>great loss."
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>The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the
>room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
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>Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand...
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>In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One, carrying You and Mrs. Bush was
>struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be
>a tragedy."
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>"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that
>would be tragedy?"
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>"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
>wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.

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Why English Is So Difficult
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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;

But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,

Yet the plural of moose should never be meese .


You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;

Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?


If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,

And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?


If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?


Then one may be that, and three would be those,

Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.


We speak of a brother and also of brethren,

But though we say mother we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,

But imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
These things have been repeated many times..but... worth another read! thanks.
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good dude.
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This Post 5 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 1 votes )   [?]
Some classical physics video lectures from MIT(USA):
http://ocw.mit.edu/OcwWeb/Physics/8-01Physics-IFall1999/VideoLectures/index.htm
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http://www.locuseducation.org/component/option,com_remository/Itemid,31/func,select/id,1/
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
few r gud.
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
I read many posts that said that competetive exams are being 90% based on NCERT syllabus. But I see competetive exam questions with tangents and normals for circles, parabolas, etc. Where should I study these from?
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
What marks did u get? If u tell, I'll rate u.
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
gud
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
Superb work.
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
This is an Edward de Bono puzzle. "think outside the box". Ryuu is correct.
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
Brilliant.
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Not available in market!
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last one was easy
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
Is ML Khanna better or KC Sinha for a student weak in math wanting to clear IIT-JEE.
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gr8
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This Post 0 points    (Olaaa!! Perrrfect answer.   in 0 votes )   [?]
I need a book that has complete theory and is at IIT level. I only know the NCERT maths stuff, which is highl below par with IIT Math. Which book do you recommend? Please reply.
 
 
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