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Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> which pressure is responsible for the water absorbtion by roots -> Go to message
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options?
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> How many water is there in a common person's body? -> Go to message
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total body water = 42 l = Intracellular water (28 l) + extracellular water(14 l)Extracellular water = Interstitial fluid (10.5 l) + Plasma (3.5 l)
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> what is glyocalyx -> Go to message
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One of the outer coverings of a bacterial cell... it is an important virulence factor and is important for attachment and colonisation
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> alkaloids -> Go to message
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it is the opium poppy from which we can get alkaloids like morphine, codeine, thebaine, papaverine, and narcotine

Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> what is the reason for the yellow colour of urine? -> Go to message
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the bile pigment bilirubin is converted to urobilinogen, which is converted to urochrome and stercobilin. Stercobilin is excreted along with faeces and urochrome and urobilinogen is excreted in urine
Community shelf Community shelf -> 2 tough qs -> Go to message
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 TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS 

Question 1: 

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? 


Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. 


Question 2: 
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. 

Candidate A - 
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. 

Candidate B - 
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. 

Candidate C - 
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. 



Which of these candidates would be your choice? 

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. 


















ANSWERS 

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. 



Candidate B is Winston Churchill. 



Candidate C is Adolph Hitler!
 


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. 

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Community shelf Community shelf -> Smartest idiot -> Go to message
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Smartest Idiot

Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings"

With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.

"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!"

With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.

"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"

The Devil brought forward a chair.

"Drill 7 holes on the seat."

The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.

Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."

"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my ass hole."

And the idiot went to Heaven.
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> how to pronounce algae..as L-gay or eL-jee... -> Go to message
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THere are 2 ways to pronounce it on is al-gay (al as in al gore and gay as in homosexual) and the other is al-G (al as in al gore and G as in the letter)
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> The ancestors of monerans were : aerobic progenotes / anaerobic progenotes / photoautotrophs / chemo -> Go to message
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chemoautotrophs
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> blood typing hw is itdone -> Go to message
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U will learn in ur 1st year physiology if u get thru to med... u just mix the sample blood with 0.9% NaCl to dilute it and then mix it with antisera A, antisera B and antisera D corresponding to blood groups A, B and Rh
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> THE WINGS OF BAT R HOMOLOGOUS WITH A) WINGS OF INSECT.B) WINGS OF BIRDS..........C) WIMGS OF FLYING -> Go to message
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THe above answer is completely wrong, they are homologous with teh wings of birds... homology refers to the development of organs and as in mammals the forelimbs have a homologous development the answer will be the wings of birds... the wings of insects are analogous ie same function but different development
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> what is the implantation -> Go to message
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Implantation is teh process by which the developing embryo implants itself into the wall of the uterus by the 8th day after fertilisation. It is implanted when it is in the blastocyst stage
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> Which of the following features is found in chordates but not in non chordates ? : postanal tail / g -> Go to message
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Post anal tails are found in chordates where they are extensions of the vertebra whereas tails in nonchordates are just extensions of their body with teh anus at the end... fish have gills!!!
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> what r d skull bones?? -> Go to message
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THere are 8 cranial and 14 facial bones. THe cranial bones are teh 2 parietal, 2 temporal, 1 sphenoid, 1 ethmoid, 1 vomer and 1 frontal
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> what is pineal gland? -> Go to message
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THe pineal gland is responsible for mantaining the circadian or daily rhythms of teh body in humans
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> what is the use of lactational amenorrhea? -> Go to message
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It can be used as a method of contraception
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> Give me info abt plexus like why plexus is formed in the body is it essential if yes why? -> Go to message
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Not exactly sure why nerve plexuses are formed cos they seem to just be a site for injury but arterial and venous plexuses are always advantageous compared to end arteries because the collateral circulation that they provide means that occlusion of 1 of the vessels will not deprive the tissue of oxygen or nutrients because the other vessels can supply them
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> A man of Ablood group marries a women of AB blood group . which type of progeny would indicate that -> Go to message
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As the man's group is A, his geotype is AA or AO, his heterozygosity would be indicated by him passing on the O allele... so the A allele shouldn't be expressed in the offspring ie 1 with B blood group
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Botany -> how many types of gametes arte found in F1 progeny 0f cross between AABBCC and aabbcc ]ans ) 8 -> Go to message
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the f1 progeny will be AaBbCc and so for each each there are 2 possible alleles, so 2^3 = 8
Catalogs Discussion Forums -> Zoology -> Somebody plz!!! explain me wats the difference between Erythrocytopenia & Anaemia? -> Go to message
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first one is low number of rbcs whereas anaemia is a shortage of oxugen supply, which may be caused by erythrocytopenia, less Hb, deficiency of iron or vit b12 and folic acid
 
 
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