santa gets his frnd banta (unmarried) to his home 2 introduce him 2 his family.
a ten yr old child walks in .
banta: wats ur name beta?
child :nc
banta to santa: oye sante,gud yaar.......vilaayati name,wah ji!
now a 7 yr old child walks in.....
banta :now wats ur name beta?
child:mc
banta to santa:grt yaar!
n now a 5 yr old child walks in.
banta:oye sante how fine kids u have yaar.(now 2 d kid) wats ur name betta ji?
child:abc!!!!!!!
d child smiles n runs away
banta to santa:oye sante wat is d reason for dese kinda names nc n mc i can understnad but abc?
santa: see, nc= natural curiosity,mc= mutual consent and abc=absolute bloody carelesssness!!