Proof of God's existence

thnks....

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS R.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back .

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why .

Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ..

If she doesn't come back,

continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat ...

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love( m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve .

Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her coming

back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable

anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK !

Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set her free.

MBA :

If you love someone set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy .

Somnabulist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

American President:

If you love someone

Set her free

If she comes back she must be carrying weapons of mass destruction, so attack Iraq

If she doesn't, it's the work of Osama so attack Afghanistan

thnx to all

Proof of God's existence

Many people question why God would create the universe for us and then leave no proof of his existence. Well. I have found proof of God's existence in the number pi. If you calculate pi out to enough decimal places, you will find the following sequence of numbers:

pi = 3.1415 ?851212152089199197154191651119147851859113931851205420852114922518195?

Yes, this may appear to be a random assortment of numbers, but if you examine these numbers carefully enough, God's word becomes clear. If we take each number to correspond to its placement in the alphabet, then the message becomes:

heababaeb0hiaiiaigaedaiafeaaaiadgheaheiaacicaheab0edb0hebaadibbeahaie

This makes no sense, so it can't be right. Plus, there are zeros that have no letter in the alphabet. So instead of doing that, we must take a zero to mean either 10 or 20. You'll notice that either a 1 or a 2 precede all zeroes.

a	b	c	d	e	f	g	h	i	j	k	l	m	n	o	p	q	r	s	t	u	v	w	x	y	z
1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24	25	26

Also, we will take 12 to be "l", not "ab" and so on. Decrypting the message this way reveals God's words:

Hello this is God speaking here I am I created the universe

This is absolutely incredible. If you still doubt, then verify it for yourself. A formula for calculating pi is:

pi = 4 * (1 - 1/3 + 1/5 ? 1/7 +?)

(Alternately, you could very precisely measure the circumfrence of the universe and simply divide by the diameter.)

Examining the mathematical structure of nature has revealed God's unambiguous message. The only question now is what exactly does the message mean? It is clear that God exists, but since there is no way to use punctuation in the sentence, he was slightly impaired in his communication ability. For example, does the message mean:

Hello. This is God speaking. Here I am. I created the universe.

Or

Hello. This is God speaking here. I am. I created the universe.

Either way it is clear what God is trying to say.

1.Area of triangle formed by ax²+2hxy+by²=0,lx+my+n=0 is

n²(h²-ab)^1/2

-----------------

am²-2hlm+bl²

2.If y=mx+c

and eqn of circle is x²+y²=a²then line will touch the circle if c²=a²(1+m²)

and pt of contact is (-mc/1+m²,c/1+m²)

3.Line lx+my+n=0 will touch the circle x²+y²+2gx+2fy+c=0 if

(lg+mf-n)²=(l²+m²)(g²+f²-c)

4.If r1-r2>d....One circle is completely inside the other...

5.If r1-r2=d...Two circles touch each other internally

6.If r1-r2<d<r1+r2.....Two circles intersect at two distinct points.

7.If r1+r2=d.....Two circles touch each other externally

8.If r1+r2<d.....Two circles lie far away from each other...

Here,r1 and r2 r radius of the two circles...and d is the distance between their centres..

Hope these tricks helps u....will be postin more.....!!!

C'mon ppl...pls reply...is it really worth losin an yr for nit??

but u ppl can give a rough estimation nah..??jus consider previous yr papers n give us an approximate value...to be on safer side..!!

is it really worth losing or dropping an year for nit....???

Wat is the minimum mark so as to get within top 500 and top 1000 in IIT.(Take into consideration previous yr question papers,and given an average approximate answer).Let it be out of 486......Reply fast...

akku thanx..

but can u pls explain me in detail takin sastra tanjavur as an example.

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SASTRA Thanjavur

Electrical & Electronics Engineering

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All India Seats

hey akku,wat abt tamil nadu..could u please tell total number of seats for tamil nadu state too..??

thanx...

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "......James Bond."

Then Bond asks: "And you?"

Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...

Siva Rao...

Samba Siva Rao...

Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."

ma ultimate aim is to clear iit..but the thing is,ma parents r not lettin me to drop an year.If at all i join in an institution like nit,the schedule would be hectic,which may affect ma iit preparation.So,wanna join in srm...is it comparable to other deemed univ like sastra,amrita etc..??

experts pls do reply...got to prepare for iit next yr..but wanna know sumthin abt SRM college...!!

thanx...

If the Titanic was made in India.........

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of
course
singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still
survive,
but the villian would die in the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero
a
lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC**** *

hve got ma rank..have actually applied for ex servicemen quota,when will special reservation list be declared(i mean sports,handicapped)etc??

for ur convenience,u could split the reaction as

Mn⁷⁺+Mn⁷⁺+Mn⁷⁺---->Mn⁷⁺+Mn²⁺+Mn²⁺

10 moles of electrons are gained by 3 moles of Mn⁷⁺,so each mole of Mn⁷⁺ gains 10/3 moles of electrons.Hence,the n factor is 10/3!!

thanx..once again...

Proof of God's existence

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